I’m not saving lives

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear kind person linked to a multiservice business near Corona Avenue in the borough of Queens NYC.  I visited your business today for the purpose of pitching the shipping services of lowshiprates.  Though the lowshiprates website does not have headlines saying DHL, UPS, and Fedex it reliably produces DHL, Fedex, and UPS labels.  There is at least one fit exception to the business I visited today, which is Oscar’s business.  His shipping volume is high enough to get prices better than I can offer him, so Oscar does not need lowshiprates.  Though Oscar has a better price he cannot share his discount with you.  The contract relationship of lowshiprates and DHL, UPS, and Fedex allows lowshiprates to share its discount with you, and there is no minimum ship-volume requirement, so please consider my pitch even if your volume is near zero.  If you were to get comfortable enough with me to do something online to get my attention, then I would help you register, and get your first order of supplies.  Your supply order can be as small as practical like six DHL document envelopes and six Fedex document envelopes.  The supplies including the adhesive clear plastic to attach your address label are sent to you at no cost to you.  Are you tracking? No registration fee; no membership fee; no minimum-volume requirements; free supplies.  You register on lowshiprates website, keep your supplies, and you’re ready.  If someone needs an express document to Chicago, or legal documents to Barranquilla Colombia you’ll pay a lot less, because you’ve taken these few small steps with me.  You’ll pay $44 to Colombia, which is much less than the price on DHL.com.  The discount like the one Oscar gets is bigger than what I can offer him, but for people with no access to special prices lowshiprates is awesome.  If you click and view my pictures from today you’ll see I treat my sales-call travels like I’m a tourist.  Though I ate in Midtown before I traveled today I would have had Pekin Duck near the Elmhurst Avenue M R Train station, and yesterday I had rabo encendido at a DR restraunt in the Bronx.  I’m selling shipping services not saving lives, I’m having fun, and my clients are happy with our services.  I invite you to consider what lowshiprates can do, and you can start by completing this webform — digame ciao Tomas »» about me  302-990-2346  twitter  nearlincoln@hotmail.com  contact us

About Tom Doody

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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