The Bowlmaker

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel l «« Dear kind person at The Bowlmaker: If you were to look around Vanderbilt Hall through my shipping-client-prospecting eyes you would see merchants and artists likely to be interested in my service, and other merchants and artists less likely to be interested in my services, and reality is matching my predictions.  I would predict you to engage with me and show interest, and you have — grazie.  I’m going to give your the price on ten pounds twenty inches cubed at the end of this text, and first comment with inspiration from our conversation this morning in Vanderbilt Hall: HIGHEST: you did pack and ship at a Fedex or UPS store with no business discount, which has the conveniences of one-stop shipping.  SECOND HIGHEST: the same one-stop service with a business discount  THIRD HIGHEST your business discount packing it yourself  WHOLESALE: I expect you to find the wholesale prices of lowshiprates to be the lowest price.  Compared to the highest price above it’s shocking, “I can’t believe I paid that much” high, but with lowshiprates you loss the packing one-stop convenience of the highest price above.  With my holiday promotion it is my purpose to assist you as an experienced professional in shipping, and I will charge you only the wholesale price on the lowshiprates website.  Modest costs like a dollar if I print the label and five dollars if my Indian partner helps are two costs I’ll pass to you.  Otherwise it’s only the wholesale price from lowshiprates.  In my holiday promotion I am giving my services away at no cost with the goal of having you as my lowshiprates client in January and months beyond directly on the lowshiprates website.  The cost of ten pounds 20x20x20 to California is: $171.  The cost of ten pounds 20x20x20 to Australia is: $442.  The two prices are priority and priority international from Fedex and DHL.  If you were to click on any of my lowshiprates links and register you see my referral code in the URL.  The referral code assures you get me as your account rep.  Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, Tom Doody »» about me  302-990-2346  twitter  nearlincoln@hotmail.com  contact us

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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