sorting error

amigos amigas . . . ¿Por qué? eye signed a check not meant 4 me   . . eye over trusted the pros who sort . . . . while this is a fuckup  . . . it shud b noted more than a decade as a UPS mailbox-rental customer and u sorting pros have been perfect . . . until now . . . u can trust eye’ll b more careful w future deposits . . . if ur client wants the check sooner . . . we’ll arrange a meeting in Union City sooner . .  otherwise x pect me 2 deliver the check approx Friday ur decade-long box-rental customer Tom Doody middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel