Monthly Archives: June 2019

Darrell Dawkins NBA

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear kind readers: Youtube has analytics that give minutes viewed in addition to views, and calculates, “retention time”. Considering all measures this is one of my best performing vids: … Continue reading

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bankofamerica auto notify

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Amigo: Bankofamerica forced me to better understand “primary email”, because of a malfunction that a bankofamerica phone pro acknowledged, but then the bank allowed more than twenty-four hours with … Continue reading

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capitalism ¿Best?

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Fucking capitalism at it’s best. I lead with this punchline in an attempt to make my limited comedic-writing ability better. Dear kind readers: You can’t say you weren’t prepared, … Continue reading

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Nextbike

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear kind person at Nextbike: The higher altitude portions of North Bergen New Jersey, West New York New Jersey, and Weehawken New Jersey do not get bikes. I sense … Continue reading

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¿Snakeman?

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« An experience I had this AM speaks of racism, and yet it involved only white people, and one Latina doorwoman whose race is not relevant to the story as … Continue reading

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Maximilian

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear Maximilian J.B: I found your listing on airbandb searching for the perfect Hoboken person. Sincerely, it’s not the accommodations, but rather the host. I trust you’ve at least … Continue reading

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lime

Dear kind person at Lime: Maya’s reply was prompt and thorough, and after a delay the lime 211-745 appears on my earnings — grazie this ticket can b closed sincerely, Tom Doody

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lime serve

Dear kind person at Lime: I served scooter plate number: 211-745 this AM and wrote about the mismatch between the GPS location of the lime hub and the actual location of the lime hub leading from eighth street to the … Continue reading

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lime gps

dear kind person at Lime: the app tells me to drop where eye am now and eye have a google map screenshot that captures my current locaton — plz request — the google map screenshot bc eye sense eye can’t … Continue reading

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fee calc

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Amigos: I undercharged to compensate for the paypal fee, which was 11.60 making 256.75 245.15. My purpose in telling you is calculate the fee, which cannot be done without … Continue reading

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