Brad y Angelina — eye’m devastated

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Here at La Gran Via the celebrity news of my life and the celebrity news of the women of the panaderia has little overlap, but Ides knew of Brad and Angelina’s divorce. I am devastated, and this morning my attention turned to my list of power couples, and ¿Yo no creo? Hana made a play to remove George and Amal from my list. ¿Really? It would be even more devastating if my list of power couples had neither George nor Brad . . . and I had to accept both losses within the elapsed time of one day — disastro. “If Amal was a famous beauty, a famous lawyer, and Clooney’s wife would the couple qualify? Pos supuesto, yes, but it has more to do with her lack of fame than her lack of beauty. Por ejemplo, if the Julian Assange mess came to fruition, and she had defended Julian in an OJ-like trial, then George and Amal’s inclusion would be secure . . . . with the aforementioned two as the only couple in question: ONE: Ruppert and Jerry TWO: Barack and Michelle THREE: George and Amal FOUR: Jay Z and Beyonce. Yesterday’s news shook my world, and my attention immediately turned to who remained on my list. It’s hard to imagine it, but Barack and Michelle could get themselves off my list by years away from the public glare, and Bill and Hillary would seem to be on my list for their endurance, but if they were to walk the red carpet they would not generate any romantic heat like Barack and Michelle. If Barack and Michelle fade from the public it could be an event like yesterday’s to wake me up and realize — oh shit ______ and ______ are off, and I have to remove Barack and Michelle too, but that trauma is hypothetical and the Brad and Angelina news is real, fresh and devastating. »» about me 302-990-2346 nearlincoln@hotmail.com contact us

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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