¿How important is Juan?

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Juan knows everything; Juan is the ultimate expert.  Juan is a tech-CSR-pro for Microsoft Bingads, and he is awesome.  My second time on the phone 00:28:10 ended moments ago.  Dear kind readers: I am trying to tell you how exciting it is for me to get a call from Juan, so I have to ask you to imagine being one of the Kardashian’s biggest fans.  Yes, I know for some of you this is a big stretch . . . for those of you the stretch is too big I advise you to stop reading now.  Sincerely, Tom Doody.  If I were a big fan of everything Kardashian, and all my friends were too though I knew in my heart I was the biggest fan.  In conversations with amgias and amigos I always knew the most . . . . like ¿Does Katlyn plan to get her penis removed?  I am sure I have the best answer.  My call from Juan is as big as the biggest Kardashian fan getting a conference call with the whole Kardashian family on New Years eve at Midnight wishing him or her, “feliz año nuevo”. »» about me  302-990-2346  twitter  nearlincoln@hotmail.com  contact us

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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