be more like Narendra Modi

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear my weed smokking New York man amigo: On the eve of his visit to the White House, Narendra Modi, spoke at MSG and that day @snapchatromney tweeted his irritation of seeing White women in saris. Modi has potential to be a transformative political leader and he is fashionable and handsome. When combined with India’s positioning for a strong half century and how awesome saris are the world is set to follow Modi’s lead in all areas including fashion. If you were to read my twitter exchanged yesterday you would find @snapchatromney assuring me, “Nehru collars are cool as fuck, you’re good 2 go” @snapchatromney, like you, is a weed smokking New York man, and like you he is probably not married, and like you he probably plans to change his marital status someday. Unlike you he is fun on twitter. So here I sit on my bucket on the ACE downtown deck tapping away my worries related to your ever-expanding hunt for a bride. You’re sure to attract a nice Jewish wife mom will welcome with your good looks and charm, but I worry that in a modern sense you’re too boring, and I also worry that you’ll miss a breaking wave of fashion putting you at a disadvantage in your hunt for a wife. I am risking all consequences by offering you unsolicited advice: amigo: Do yourself a favor and be more like Narendra Modi in fashion and be more like @snapchatromney on twitter. My best to you in Brooklyn from New York near the Lincoln Tunnel. Sincerely, Tom Doody »» about me 201-490-9659 twitter nearlincoln@hotmail.com contact us

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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1 Response to be more like Narendra Modi

  1. alejandro says:

    Tom as always I am confused but I will try to understand. So basically I am behind on fashion and should get some fashion tips from Narendra Modi if I ever wish to attract a Jewish wife? And in the process i am a pot head somewhere because that is important too…and yes I am 🙂 love the green smokes they relax me from a stressful single unfashionable life. Love you always Tom Doody thank you for keeping me in your thoughts.

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