high-priced binge drinking

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel «« Dear kind person at Crosby Street Hotel: My wife, Hana, and I chose your restaurant bar for drinking on the occasion of a professional disappointment. Combining alcohol with mild temporary depression paves the way to alcohol dependency for many alcoholics, and paying the premium price of your artistically-inspired space has the potential to united alcohol dependency with financial ruins. We paid enough for our drinks to get a table-full of thirsty men drunk at a Friday happy hour near PABT were I sit now on this Monday morning following Saturday-night drinking on at your place. I want my text to include some phrase like, “it was worth every penny of it”, but this charmed phrase can never be applied to binge drinking, because over drinking comes with forgetting basic things like eating placing us on Canal Street after Midnight, which . . . now you can see how, “worth every penny of it” would be misapplied”. Our time in your space was lovely. I’ve known your hotel since you opened, and I kept waiting for a more conspicuous sign to include the name of the hotel, and years later you still have an understated sign that’s clever and fashionable, and I trust you’ve fended off complaints of tired first-time guests who had trouble finding you – bravo. You have reason to be proud of your attractive business, and the confidence your owners show by seemingly knowing, “this gig will work on Crosby” when people have reason to believe it would not. Justin delivered our first drinks, and I forgot the woman’s name who succeeded him. Though I am not asking for help remembering her name I am asking for help remembering the name of the man she thinks is the number one most handsome man in Hollywood. Our conversation with Justin’s successor was inspired by George and Amal’s wedding in Venice, Italy. It kills me this young woman, Justin’s successor, name a man as Hollywood’s number one man, and I don’t know him, and it triple kills me Hana does not know him either. We forgot the Hollywood hunks name as quickly as we forgot the name of Justin’s successor, and I’d like to be reminded. Would you be so kind to help me? My Hollywood info hunt is secondary and complimenting you and your amigos on being the perfect place for special moments I shared with Hana – grazie from NYC near the Lincoln Tunnel, Sincerely, Tom Doody »» about me 201-490-9659 twitter nearlincoln@hotmail.com contact us

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