Dear Ms. Faye Dunaway

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel <<< Dear Ms. Faye Dunaway: I am a NYC pedicab driver, and I would like you to consider my services.  My wife identified you correctly in West Elm, and we sat for a moment thinking we were the only two in the store who knew we were in the presence of a Hollywood star.  I stepped to be closer to you as you voiced some disappointment with the store’s service and left.  My mom was so happy to know we saw you, you entertained my mom, and you are special to her as you are to the millions of people who loved your movies and the famously-handsome men who starred with you.  If I could only find the right words so you would know my abilities like the people who know me, if I could find the words you would know that I am resourceful, so I can pedal you around the city, and park on any sidewalk steps away from any door you want to enter, and inside I will, with grace and gentle insistence, see that you get the special treatment you deserve – you are special to my mom; you are special to me, so to hear from you would cause a family celebration.  I can be reached at: 901pacific@gmail.com, or 201-490-9659.  Sincerely, Tom Doody >> about me, 866-610-7920, 201-490-9659 use anonymous2tomdoody@gmail.com as an email address to comment without posting your email address, or login to gmail with password: anonymous123

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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