special, clubs and balls too

middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel — Dear Adam: The minute you or Hana complain about me not having a cell phone is the minute I contact PCS, and this is one of the many reasons I give you to complain. Tonight via pay phone I plan to ask you to tweet for me. I have the coupons and gift cards I am expected to distribute for NY Golf Center, and tonight I’ll have ten $10 dollar gift cards to give away. Unlike the coupons, these gift cards are unusual in golf retail, because they can be used toward anything in the store. Golf retail rarely discounts equipment and/or golf balls, so allowing these gift cards to be used on equipment and/or golf balls is special, so I am instructed to make the way I distribute the gift cards special. My tweet will read something like: see Tom for 120 minutes at PABT for NY Golf gift card, Marlboro? no E-ZPass on his helmet, tweet by Adam. The aforementioned tweet has 36 characters to spare. I’ll call you tonight after I return my pedicab to RR. Sincerely, Tom

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middle-age American living in New Jersey near the Lincoln Tunnel
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